Stewie finally says his first word, and it’s a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

When Bob gets into a four-car fender bender right outside the restaurant, he realizes finding out who is at fault will not be as simple as he thought.

New Title of Episode: Bridge Over Troubled Rudy When Louise finds out that Rudy has a model bridge that explodes, she decides to set out on a sort-of-kind-of-perilous journey, dragging…

The Belcher kids get caught up in a game of cat-and-mouse when Dr. Yap comes to the restaurant in search of something that was taken from the waiting room of…

Linda needs the kids’ help in fighting for a fun, dumb, local tradition. Meanwhile, Bob is captivated by an online cucumber.

After Tina and Bob plan a father-daughter date to see Bob’s favorite old campy vampire-sing-along movie, Tina decides to invite her group of friends along, as well. Meanwhile, Linda opens…

When Linda’s parents have a layover at an airport nearby, Bob and Linda attempt to turn it into their annual “visit.”

When Linda joins a women’s business group, Gene gets possessive of her time. Meanwhile, Louise and Tina want to learn how to fight.

When the Belchers get an unexpected invitation to cater the Glencrest Yacht Club’s holiday boat parade, Bob wonders if there’s a catch. Meanwhile, Louise has her eye on the present-loaded…

Louise convinces her parents to cash in on the lucrative Valentine’s Day dinner business, even though it means putting Bob and Linda’s own Valentine’s Day plans on hold. Meanwhile, Tina…

Linda drags Bob and the kids out into nature, determined to take the best holiday family portrait ever.

While on a family trip to the flea market, Bob and Linda are haunted by a lie they told Tina, Gene and Louise about what really happened to their beloved…

When Linda and Tina go to the shoe store, Gene accidently is left home by himself. Meanwhile, Bob, Louise and Teddy go to buy restaurant equipment from a creepy guy…

Linda’s new routine of diet and exercise gives her gastrointestinal trouble on the day of parent-teacher-student conferences.

When Tina is forced to listen to Spanish audio lessons in the library to improve her grade, she develops an unexpected crush. Meanwhile, Louise and Gene want to dunk Mr….

Tina faces a hall-monitor crisis when she falls in love with a new underground trend at Wagstaff that Mr. Frond is trying to squelch. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda try to…

Bob goes on an epic quest to find a misplaced lock box key. Tina attempts to learn a hand-slapping song that everyone can do – but her.

When the family prepares for a night out, they have to abort their plans when one certain member catches the pinworm.

Bob agrees to be the temporary chef at the Fischoeders’ new nightclub; the kids throw a pool party in the restaurant basement when they get a hold of a stock…

The kids meet a mysterious old woman at a hotel on Halloween as Louise plots her revenge for a candy transgression; Bob and Linda donate blood at a vampire-themed blood…

Tina is put in charge of the Wagstaff School time capsule project, but she makes an enemy when she rejects Tammy’s submission.

The family must figure out how to keep the restaurant open after Bob’s flattop breaks on the morning of the Ocean Avenue Business Association’s: Ocean Fest on Ocean Avenue.

When Gene can’t eat Thanksgiving dinner because of a stomach flu, the family tries to cheer him up.